The Ugly Times – for those of us who break cameras

(PRWEB) March 18, 2003

Chicago IL Â? March 18, 2003 Â? Do you have trouble accepting compliments about your physical appearance.. because you never receive them? If so, uglytimes.com is the dot-com for you. WeÂ?ll stay in business as long as ugly guys continue to receive turn-downs, restraining orders, and just plain hate from girls.

We break cameras and news that conventional sources wonÂ?t touch. For example, we found ugliness to be implicated in 85% of all cases of singleness. Our reporters spent billions to research a rejection vaccine that only ended up working on pretty people. We invented the Lonesday Clock to track how close each one of us is to being terminally alone.

If you want discourse on the deep things in life, go somewhere else! But remember to always look down because mother earth is the only one who thinks you’re attractive.

visit http://www.uglytimes.com because we break cameras and turn people to stone

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